It was my cousin’s birthday recently. This my cousin stays with me and helps take care of my son, so they are very close.
On the morning of her birthday, I got my son who is now fluent in singing the Happy Birthday song to sing for her. After he was done singing, the following conversation ensued:
Mum: Ikem, what birthday gift will you give Aunty Chinenye?
Ikem: I will, I will give Aunty Chinenye A BIG KINGDOM!
Mum: Wow! Which Kingdom will you give Aunty Chinenye?
Ikem: I will give her my Kingdom
At this point, I burst into laughter but it also got me thinking, the fact that he believes he owns a kingdom and was willing to give it all out. LOL.